Now don’t get me wrong. Two things to set the record straight. First, this is not intended for successful husbands. It’s for those whose repeated failures are pushing them to hopelessness. There is hope guys. Second, if you’re the wife who is still fruitless after several attempts, you might like to bring your husband to this site and excite him with this post.

OK dude, here are tips to impregnate your wife.

1. Keep up your sperm supply. According to Paul A. Bergh, M.D., an assistant professor of obstetrics and gynecology in the Division of Reproductive Endocrinology at Mount Sinai Medical Center in New York, men should have sex no more often than once every 48 hours and ejaculate at least once every two to three days. This is done to ensure that sperm supply is relatively high. Frequent ejaculation lowers sperm supply.

2. Keep your testicles cool. Exposure to extreme heat can cause death to your sperm cells—literally. Is it not a wonder to you why your testicles are not in your abdomen or somewhere in your body? Bergh’s advice for maintaining the proper temperature is to wear boxer shorts (if you find them comfortable) and to avoid hot tubs and whirlpools. Taxicab and truck drivers will benefit from the use of a beaded seat mat that allows air to circulate. “There was an old Indian fertility ritual where the men used to dip their testicles in cold water,” says Bergh. “They had the right idea.” Varicose veins in the testicles can also interfere with temperature regulation. If you have these, see a urologist.

3. Try the missionary position. This is an old wives’ tale that can’t do any damage and may do some good, according to Bergh. The missionary position, with the man on top, seems to be a good position for minimizing sperm leakage from the vagina.

4. Elevate her hips. Placing a pillow under your wife’s hips after intercourse ensures that sperm cells are going where they should.

5. Stay in bed and take it easy. Sperm cells are strong swimmers but just the same, let your wife lie down for half an hour after sex. Minimal movements hasten the sperm’s trip to their destination.

Five tips to ensure your wife gets pregnant. Oh, by the way, Dr. Bergh says that his tips work best if you have a healthy lifestyle. Smoking, drugs, alcohol, stress and poor nutrition affect your libido. If you’re still unsuccessful with the given tips, your last chance is to see a specialist. Be man enough to see one when you need one.